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Objective:
To find a fulfilling career that makes the best use of my skills...SHIT!!!
I was in a play at my school. I am a really bad actor. I don't know how I got that part.
Well, in the play, I beat my daughter. In real life, I beat my daughter, even though I am only 15 years old.
Experience: In bed.
Let me start off with a short history of me. When I was born, I was in the Cereal Tribe in a small group called
the Frosted Flakes. They kicked me out because i was eating everybody. They didn't like that. Johnnny thought
it was funny. SHIT! sory. I became a cereal killer right after. People thougth that I had problems.
They sent me to the CKA, Cereal Killers Anonymous. I was kicked out because I started eating cereal there. They
didn't like me. Johnnny thought it was funny. He lafed. SHIT!!1! They sent me to the torcher chamber.
Johnnny lafed at me. I ate him. I eat all my problems. He didn't die because he. SHIT!!11!
Johnny took me to Green Meadows because he thought I had a problem. I ate him...SHIT!!!!1 Well, that is how I
came to be a world-famous ballerina dancer. After that, I spent my life looking for the Skeleton Peoples.
I ate them when i found them. SHIT!!1!! Then I went back to the institution. That is where I am now...I
think...SHIT!!1!
It all started when I was born, and was in the Cereal Tribe in a small group called the Frosted Flakes. They
kicked me out because i was eating everybody. They didn't like that. Johnnny thought it was funny. SHIT!
sory. I became a cereal killer right after. People thougth that I had problems. They sent me to the CKA,
Cereal Killers Anonymous. I was fired because I started eating cereal there. They didn't like me. Johnnny
thought it was funny. He lafed. SHIT!!1! They sent me to the torchur chamber. Johnnny lafed at me.
I ate him. I eat all my problems. He didn't die because he. SHIT!!11! Johnny took me to Green Meadows
because he thought I had a problem. I ate him...SHIT!!!!1 Well, that is how I came to be a ballerina dancer.
After that, I spent my life looking for the Skeleton Peoples. I ate them. SHIT!!1!! Then I went back to
the institution. That is where I am now...I think...SHIT!!1!
After I left thurd grade, I decided that I want to be an enjineer. As a profession to fall back on, I decided on
ballerina dancing. I aslo speek French. I could becum a cheese-eating surender monkey if I wanted to.
SHIT!!!1! I have spent many years as a couch potatoe. If you don't believe me, just ask Johnnny. He will
tell you. Oh, wait...I ate him. SHIT!1!!!
That is my res u may...Hope you lick it...By "it,", I mean chalk boards.
Education:
Thurd Grade at the Skool for the Mentally Insane Children...Who's There???
Private Part Policy: Only men are allowed. Ok, maybe my cat or dog.
Skills: Men, but other than that, none at all.
I am very good with nives. I have good form aslo. THE SKELETON PEOPLE ARE CUMING!! I also have a summer
schoool degree in enjineerig. My teecher says I am speciel. I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!! SHIT!!11!
The skeleton peoples are not comin...I mean cUming...lwith a "u".
Publications:
I did publish one book at the institution. It wus called Hannibal and Me: Our Relationship.
It was a best seller at the institution.
Hannibal and I were gay lovers. We spent every night together.
Interests and Hobbies: Men
I like dirt and other dirty thigs. I also like injineering...SHIT!1!
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