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My name is Bobert Flanders.  I want to be cum an enjineer.  I am because.  (if you now what I meen).  I like things that are sexuall.  They flip my switch.  SHIT!!  Sory, I have terets sin drum.  Hoo-hoo, ha-ha, woot-woot, ass-ass!!1!  I laf alot.  Other people think that I am stuppid  Johnnny dont think that I am.  Noone elss can see Johnnny...only meeeeee!!!!!111!!  Too bad Johnnny kills people...not me...I see dead SHIT! Sory.   
Please, fuck me hard in the ass.  I love men. 
Please be sure to get in touch me and let me know what do you think of me SHIT!!1!

Career Objectives
My best friend's name is "Slutty McSlut Slut
He's my bitch.

I wanting to be enjineer.  I only went to thurd grade.  I AM SOOO AWSUM!!!  SHIT!!11!  Look at my resumay...I dont now whut that meens...
In real life, I am  stupid.  This s not just a joke taht I am plying.  FUCK ME HARD!!!1!

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Green Meadows Institute for the Mentally Insane

Robert Sander
Green Meadows (guarded) Institution for the Mentally Insane
7592 Green Meadows Dr.
(Tell the nice man at the gate to let you in)
(The nice man at the gate is my brother, with whom I am in love)

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